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Retirement Haiku to Start the Week

Haiku on my Mind.

In addition to my blog here, I contribute to a more lighthearted blog called Cantankerous Old Coots. Over there, my compadres and I attempt to foster a spriti of cantankerosity in our rreaders. We aske readers to tell us what topics they would like discussed and then we deliver posts for that topic. Well this month the winner was haiku. We were all surprised that our audience was so sophistocated and literate but maybe they just wanted to put us on the spot.

More Bad Poetry for you

I just finished my response with four new haiku. I won’t pretend that they are good. They do meet the syllable requirement, however. Since I firmly believe that no bad poetry should go to waste, I have posted the new haiku on my Bad Poetry Page here at Ralph Carlson Blog for your pleasure or derision.

But wait, there’s more!

While I’m in the mood however, I decided to invest a little more time and write some retirement haiku.

Haiku One

What’s an evil plan?

Don’t do the usual thing

And surprise yourself


Haiku Two

What makes you happy?

What should fill your perfect day?

Dreams make it so.


Haiku Three

Who said you have to

do just what the others do

Search for your passion


Haiku Four

Retirement Lifestyle

Fulfilling lifelong wishes

Not just sleeping in

Vote for your favorite and when you comment, make it in haiku form.  Three lines with five syllables in the first, seven in the second and five in the third.

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Site Statistics for March 2011

March 2011

Stats are down.

This month’s stats are down across the board.  No silver lining or hopeful contraindication in sight.  Even the Alexa score has stopped dropping and now is inching back up.  I don’t have an excuse, explanation or plan in mind to turn it around.  The stats just are what they are.    Now , its back to work.

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